Rockin Love Song
::Swing in on rope from stage left::
::Audience cheers wildly::
::Band kicks in::
It's in your eyes
The way you walk
Tangled in your hair
And the way you talk
::girl throws a bra onto stage::
And my heart!... My HEAAAAAAART!!!! Yeaow!
My heart keeps beating my brain up, baby
My heart keeps beating my brain up!
::Pyro FX shoot flames skyward::
Yeah! I could drown in your eyes. I could swim in your sooooooooul!
I wish I could stop it but my heart is in controooooooooool! Ow!
::Blazing guitar solo::
::Audience throws 4 bras on stage::
Yeah every time I see you… A tsunami of clichés washes over me!
I would die for you! You bring me to my knees! I can't get you out of my mind! You're driving me crazy, girl! Like an angel… one that drives people CRAZEEEEY!!!!
::Audience throws 8 bras on stage::
::Tempo slows and acoustic guitar kicks in::
No no noooo-oooo!
::Audience waves lighters::
Don't wanna fall, don't wanna fall, don't wanna fall for you-hooo.
My heart is on my sleeve, and I can't wipe it off. Like it's stuck with glue-hooo.
Can't stop this heart, can't stop this heart, can't stop this heart for you-hooo.
::Girl in audience screams then faints::
::Slow guitar solo::
::Music picks up again::
My mind keeps racin' telling me to hang way back.
But my heart it keeps on revving up, keeping me on track.
My metaphors are mixin' I think I'm losing my mind.
You’re a speeding train one minute, then a shining star sometimes.
::Audience throws 32 bras on stage::
:: jumps and lands in the splits::
::Dump truck pulls up and spills 64 tons of bras on stage::
Mmgmmgmmmh! MmMmmmgh. Gha-murfffle, mmmm!
::Suffocates in pile of bras and dies::