Remember that time... what was it... like in the early '90s at some point... When the Amish almost took over the
I remember how the nation was on pins and needles during the mid nineties because we all knew that the M.A.C. forces had blended into our society, and we didn't know if our new neighbor, or the guy they just hired at Burger King could be one of them. The government was doing all it could to weed them out, but the ACLU, and a political climate that shunned McCarthyistic tactics made the job difficult. Everyone knew that there was bound to be some kind of attack, but had no idea where or when it would happen.
There was a trend among the left to grow their beards really long to show that 'the enemy within' was an exaggerated threat. Then, on the right wing you had the black ribbon bumper stickers, and the slogan, "No beard here!" It was a surreal time of fear and speculation as I'm sure you all remember. The economy was slumping and many people were moving out of urban centers to the country knowing that the next strike would likely be in a major city. There were rumors that the M.A.C. had an underground base where they did all their planning.
Remember the way they would interrupt the TV and radio broadcast signals daily with propaganda about living the simple life, and embracing peace and humility? It would be Oprah one minute, and next, a dower, bearded man with a black hat saying "Berid thyself of thy damnable automobile and fancy the brisk trot of a fine horse!" or "If thou should'st find thyself cuffed about the neck and head, bow politely and bestow a blessing of friendship upon thy assailant!"
Then finally the big day came. We knew it would be bad… But not THAT bad. Using some sort of amazing technological device they caused major earthquakes on both coasts drowning the eastern seaboard from
I don't think I'll ever be able to forget the images when the mammoth Tunneler first rose from the ground. The spinning drill bit on the front towering over the buildings of
Even though I didn't vote for Bill Clinton, I have to admit I'm glad he was elected. I seriously doubt that Bob Dole would have noticed the weak spot on the Tunneler, or had the tenacity to fly an F-16 directly into it, destroying to colossal monstrosity in a glorious kamikaze maneuver carried out over the flaming rubble of
I couldn't believe that even after their giant flaming spider robot was destroyed, the M.A.C. persisted. Do you remember the war trials we had after they were finally defeated? I'm still in shock how many of them got off due of technicalities. And while it's true that they renounced their independent nation-state and seem to have gone back to life as usual, I'm still skeptical. I guess we all learned a valuable lesson. 'Never trust people you don't understand.' I'm not racist or anything, but I have a message for all you Mennonites and Amish out there… I'm watching you!